Salads Don't Win Scrums

Fuel Built for the Pitch, Not the Salad Bar

Let's be honest: nobody ever won a scrum on a bed of arugula. The Salads Don't Win Scrums tee is a love letter to every rugby player who knows that real fuel comes from grit, carbs, and a healthy disrespect for kale. Wear it proudly. Your body knows what it's doing.

• Bold graphic tee for rugby players and fans with a sense of humor
• Soft, comfortable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for all-day wear
• Perfect for training days, match days, and post-match meals (of your choosing)
• A guaranteed conversation starter at any club or gym

Forget the lettuce. This tee is for the warriors who dominate the pitch, not the sideline snackers.